Uniquely Funny Birthday Cards to Buy for Friends and Family
Looking for a Birthday card that stands out from the usual “Happy Birthday” fluff? Look no further! In this post, we’ve rounded up some uniquely funny Birthday cards that will have your friends and family laughing out loud. Or at the very least, blowing air out of their nostrils. These cards have sarcastic humour and are a great way to add a touch of personality to any Birthday celebration.

There Is No Money In This Card
Money? In a Birthday card? In this economy? Perfect for those who aren’t afraid to keep it real, this card humourously declares, “There is no money in this card.” A funny way to manage expectations while still sending your best Birthday wishes!

Kath and Kim Effluent Friend Birthday Card
Celebrate your effluent friend in true Kath and Kim style with this hilarious Birthday card! Featuring the cheeky message, “Wishing my effluent friend a noice, unusual Birthday.” It’s perfect for the fans of the beloved Aussie duo. The two ladies of Fountain Lakes may get their words mixed up from time to time, but giving your friend a noice, unusual Birthday is no mistake! Available in pink, purple, blue, or black text.

Michael Scott Boom Roasted Birthday Card
Channel your inner Michael Scott with this hilariously blunt Birthday card that reads, “You’re old. Boom! Roasted.” For a friend or family member who can handle a joke, this card delivers a cheeky burn that not even the biggest fan of The Office would walk away from unscathed.

Taylor Swift Never Getting Younger Birthday Card
Take a sassy Taylor Swift lyric and turn it into the perfect Birthday burn! “You are never, ever, ever getting any younger.” A playful nod to one of her most iconic songs, this card is perfect for a friend or family member who can appreciate a witty, age related roast served with a side of Swiftie flair! Choose from a blue or pink background.

For the friend who loves a good laugh and isn’t afraid to question tradition, this card says it all. “Birthdays are just a scam invented to sell cards.” Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic streak. Available in pink, blue, or black text.
Whether you’re celebrating a friend’s quirky sense of humour or poking fun at a family member’s age (we don’t take responsibility for any major burns, so make sure you’re not being too mean!) there’s a card out there to suit everyone. So next time you’re shopping for the perfect Birthday card, don’t settle for ordinary – go for something that will get them laughing!